What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:24

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
Can relationship issues cause depression?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can someone write me a sex story?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”